JEM can save you from Trouble.

I am a better and safer person for having viewed this information. I trust you will be, too.

I like concerts, and admire this fellow.

It's not easy being a freak, and this t-shirt makes me happy. Thanks, C-Kven!

I will be Old someday. And a robot.

This suit doesn't look too comfortable, but it does give me hope that I can one day be RoboCodger.

UPDATE: I just noticed that it appears to incorporate a built-in rocking chair. Sweet.