New favorite pastime!

Cleaning out my insides by searching in blogger for profiles that are near-guaranteed to yield reading material that makes me throw the heck up. Any suggestions?

I'm confused.

OK. What is up with Forbes? First I find that they've got a hip-hop biz section, now I discover that they've got some fake Steve Jobs blog (I'm aware that's not news). I'm sorry, but when I think Forbes, I think this. That dude is not edgy, and I suspect that Forbes is trying a wee bit too hard to fit in. Eww. But I suppose the kids like him always tried that. Double-eww.

Uh-oh...

I want to see the author of this "I-hate-KEXP-because-of-John-Richards, plus-I-wear-a-tinfoil-hat-to-protect-me-from-his-global-conspiracy" piece locked in a room with Cass and Kelly. How long before s/he is head-butted to death?

Is it just me?

Or is Bookswim kinda pointless? Over 150,000 books! Although I don't trust librarians, my local library claims to have over 2 million "items" - I suspect that a few of those are books. And despite the fact that I'm lazy and don't return things on time, I don't think I've ever come close to racking up $20/month in fines.

Not Funny!

Every time you take a picture that no one else really wants to see or cares about, God kills a kitten.

UPDATE: I'm coming to realize that if it were lolcats instead of kittens dying, I'd start some sort of rally to take as many of those pics as possible.

Mustachioed Ms.

Witness the glory that is a gallery of the best Mariner moustaches of all time.

"It isn't illegal to drive a golf cart in city traffic, ... but it is very unusual."

So sad that Bill Murray doesn't have HST to keep him in check anymore. And no, C-Rap, I will not be eliminating my lazy (for me) link system!