Shawn of the Dead + LA Story =

This.

Idol, what else?

Favorite moments so far, both involving Seacrest:

1) Ryan holds his hand up, expecting the blind guy to high-five him.

2) Ryan trying not to throw up as a girl attempts to kiss him.

Jumpsuit out.

Mmm... Sea Kittens!

Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

A Thought.

As I reflect on 2008, I find this list emblematic.

More crap that nobody wants to read.

Right here.

Quote of the Day

"I myself despise nostalgia, because it's so... old."

Stop the Libel.

I feel for poor Tracy. Heaven forbid people do this to King Jumpsuit...